Chicken thief couldn’t recognise bird

Excerp from The Star Online:

[IPOH: A man who admitted to stealing a chicken got amused looks in a magistrate’s court here when he could not recognise the same bird brought to him for identification.

Contract worker R. Maran, 29, was asked to identify the bird after pleading guilty to stealing the 1.5kg cockerel from a coop in Hala Perindustrian Menglembu 13, here, on Oct 10.

However, when owner carried the chicken into the magistrate’s court yesterday, Maran un­expectedly denied that the black bird with brown chest feathers was the one he had stolen.

“What? You think it has been switched?” asked prosecuting officer Asst Supt Jamaluddin Osman to chuckles from the public gallery. ]

> Read more here

Hahaha, I think this is the funniest court case I've heard ever, this year! Poor guy got jailed for 3 months for the crime. But still! My god, don't you think it's hilarious that they have to present the chicken for identification?! Perhaps they the prosecutor should get the CSI to get involve.

Drunk Presidents

I wonder why our economy is going down?

Nicolas Sarkozy



President Bush

Nokia N97

Arghh! Damn you Nokia, I haven't got hold of the N96 and already coming out with N97?!

But there's no doubt with the recent announcement of N97 at the Nokia World 2008 Conference, N97 is superb!

Again if you're an N90s owner, you'll know the All-in-one features that the have, N-Game gaming platform, Music Player, Video player, Music store, Nokia Maps & Full HTML web browser with Flash Player capability. It's also fitted with slide out full QWERTY keyboard, 5 Megapixels camera, 32GB onboard with 16GB expanded memory.

The quad-band (GSM 850/900/1800/1900) world phone is HSDPA-capable handset, but it currently supports only the 900/1900/2100MHz bands (AT&T's 3G network runs on 850/1900MHz, while T-Mobile runs on 1700/2100MHz). There is integrated Wi-Fi and Bluetooth, however.

Oh yeah, the best thing is it's a touchscreen! I guess Nokia is trying to compete with its rival the Apple Iphone, which this year has topped the mobile touchscreen arena.

Nympho

Theoretically with nymphos you have nothing but sex. Good long damn good sex. You feel like you are in a porno movie. 

Dangers And Potential Risks Of A Nympho

If a male being is temporarily not able to satisfy her needs for the moment, the nympho simply takes the next one. But don't bother too much, because if she finishes him, she will come back to you oh great warrior of love. You do not lose much, in fact you need some pause to rehydrate.

Natural Occurence

Unfortunately nymphos are very rare and it is very hard to detected one at first sight, but there are two scientificly proven and statistically confirmed indicators where nymphos occure:

• If you are located in place A, the nymphos are to be found in place B. Which means if you are unhappily married to your wife for 15 years and more and/but still are with her, you definitely are not married to a nympho. No matter what she is trying to tell you.
  
  
• If you are located in place A, the nympho may be found in your direct nearness, like your neighbour's girlfriend for example, but that is certainly likely still too far away for you. If you allow yourself a serious and objective look around, absolutely all of your friends and neighbours have relationships with nymphos, and you are the only one without. But with marriage you have conciuosly set your priorities towards a tendentially calm and quiet life anyway, so you feel happy for them and are not envious in any way and that is a good life too. 
  

Natural Appearance And Characteristics

The nympho is rather unobstrusive and of average looks, but definitely not ugly. Nobody would guess from her looks that she was given this fantastic, and breathtaking gift. That is also why there are almost no nymphos to be found on television and cinema, well that and the fact that they are always too busy.

Nymphos do not show off how many sexual partners or/and sex they have had. They would never even get the idea of being a nympho. Women who tell you they are nymphos are usually only a pretender and in fact a dissapointment. They are finished after only the third time (a natural non-nympho will be ready for at least seven unless you are hideously ugly) and fall asleep. A real nympho is ready all the time, anywhere and anyway.

Cure for women

There is only one known cure for women: Sleeping with the lovable Carmine. Of course there is a 90 percent chance of death by doing this. 

Information via Uncyclopedia

Engrish

Oh yeah mama!

Bang who?

Selling fresh!

I wonder what WWF have to say about this.

Now this is trully going mindless! WTF?!

Nude Yoga

Yoga (Sanskrit: योग, IAST: yóga, IPA: [joːgə]) is the traditional physical and mental disciplines originating in India; to the goal achieved by those disciplines; and to one of the six orthodox (āstika) schools of Hindu philosophy.

Major branches of yoga include Raja Yoga, Karma Yoga, Jnana Yoga, Bhakti Yoga, and Hatha Yoga. Raja Yoga, compiled in the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali, and known simply as yoga in the context of Hindu philosophy, is part of the Samkhya tradition. Many other Hindu texts discuss aspects of yoga, including the Vedas, Upanishads, the Bhagavad Gita, the Hatha Yoga Pradipika, the Shiva Samhita and various Tantras.

The Sanskrit word yoga has many meanings, and is derived from the Sanskrit root yuj, meaning "to control", "to yoke" or "to unite". Translations include "joining", "uniting", "union", "conjunction", and "means". Outside India, the term yoga is typically associated with Hatha Yoga and its asanas (postures) or as a form of exercise. A practitioner of Yoga is called a Yogi (gender neutral) or Yogini (feminine form).

Yoga facts from Wikipedia.

An interesting way to pick up Yoga!

One armed shoulderstand

Not exactly sure what she's doing. Scorpion tail pose?

Bottom of headstand - BBoyz knows this well ;)

Assume the sea-lion pose (not!). It's the Upward-facing dog pose

Smell my fart pose or more commonly know as

Downward-facing dog.

Lotus Pose.


How to pretend to be a tree pose.



"Oh i just love the breeze coming thru between my legs" pose
or simply woman naked on the beach yoga!

Response to the news article "Police chief: Why sing the national anthem?"

SHAH ALAM: The state police chief has questioned the rationale behind Internal Security Act (ISA) protesters singing the national anthem at their illegal gathering near the Amcorp Mall on Sunday.

“Are they expecting policemen to stand at attention each time they sing the anthem? If so, what would happen if every criminal that we confront starts singing the national anthem?” asked Deputy Comm Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar. Read More

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It's silly for the Chief to make such statement, isn't it already obvious that the people are protesting againts the ISA, hence singing the 'Negaraku' to remind them that we are meant to be united and live peacefully as one. ISA is just so wrong, especially when 'someone' is abusing his power to use ISA againts normal civillians.

Wonder-Fooled

I posted an entry about Megan Fox as the new Wonder Woman a few days ago.. Unfortunately, it's a fake. Don't blame me, blame Wonder Who. According to people, the background of the poster is from 'Sum of all fears' and the costume on Megan is photoshoped. I should have known.

Oh well, it doesn't matter, she's still hot! Anyway, there is definitely going to be a 'Justice League' movie, set to release in 2011.

Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman & Aquaman will appear in this movie. Rumors saying Megan Gale will play the role of Wonder Woman. Well she's not bad either.

Find out more about Justice League here.

The birth of Google Chrome Logo

Googlosoft or Microgle?

Eyes on Dragon Ball the Movie - April 2009

Found this clip on the web. Finally a live action movie for Dragon Ball. I basically grew up with the show. I remember my bro Emmanuel is such a big fan of it! Well so am I, so to speak.

via dbthemovie.com

Wonderlicious Wonder Woman

Check this out, Megan Fox is Wonder Woman. I guess it's the return of the truth-telling wonder whip! Uhm I mean lasso. Well with Mega fox lying naked in front of me, I don't care what truth I tell her! She's smokin hot!

There are no trailers or teasers available yet. But here's a feel of Wonder Woman in action starring Linda Carter (not so bad either, except she's probably as old as my Mum now). Hmm note that this version of Wonder Woman is wearing diapers.

Obama Music Video

YES WE CAN - Various Artiste

WE ARE THE ONES - Will.i.am

Obama to the VICTORY!

I may not be American, but it feels great that he won! I really think that he'll change the world somehow. I don't know much tho, but I know it will bring the end of Mr Bush Jr era, which I think by far he is the worse president in the US and the world.

I also hope that with Obama as the president, he'll bring an end to the cronyism. Well, we'll see how he tackle the current obstacles that's going on the world - the economy crisis. I feel positive that he will definately make that change!

Dine-in toilet

Yeah I bet you are wondering, what the *toot* this gal is eating. I came across these photos on the web, where toilet dining is the 'in thing'. I mean come on people, what on earth were you thinking?! Of course when I say 'people' I was refering to the one in the photos





"Opps.. sorry I farted" - You can hear the crowd cheering. Apparently to fart is to show a sign of "Hmmm.. this is delicious!"




Next time when someone says "Go eat shit, you piece of ^$%*#", don't get them wrong. I'm sure they meant good. Still, why would you?


I still can't figure how to flush the food if I don't like it. Just look at the brown pudding-like dessert, shouldn't it be in that bowl?



I wonder if you were to eat shit and then what would come out when you... well go figure


I wonder if the stand in bar have urinals..


"Dad, I need to go to the toilet...", "You're in one honey! Just don't forget to flush"

What do you do for a living?

I have several occasion where I meet new friend(s) asking me what I do for a living. They'll ask me "So, what do you do?", "Where do you work?", Naturally I'll reply by saying "I'm Flash Developer". For most of them you can see the 'blur' face looking right in your face kinda thing.

I'll just try to explain, "Uhm, basically I do UI programming for Mobile phones, using Flash as the medium", then they'll give me that second 'blur' face look again. "UI as in User Interface? All the fancy stuff you see on the phone?", they'll go like "Oh ok... that's interesting.. So tell me what phone do you recommend me to buy? I'm currently using Sony Ericsson Cybershot phone, planning to.."

Before they could even finish sentence I'll go like "Guys! Guys! I'm Flash Developer, not a sales man. A GEEK", then the most classic words that they will say, "Oh.. so you must be in IT line"

*speechless* like duh!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Open comments

I didn't realize that i turned off the comments by 'anyone'. But it's like that by default. So now I've set it open to anyone. Erm.. you're welcome to comment and please be nice :) . Thanks to Ms Tatiana for noticing that; I'll get you pizza next time I see you.

How mindless can you be

At this point of life, I really find the word 'mindless' more and more apparent to me. Seriously, how mindless can a person be? A Zombie kind perhaps or maybe it's just the age?
I've been out almost every night, mostly chilling with friends and drinking. I do enjoy it really, 'I work hard and party harder™'. But lately I seems to have memory-blur or sometimes I just forget things that happened few days ago..
So I wonder, is it me losing my memories or just simply too many things to remember due to all the activities.
I remember the movie 'Click' with Adam Sandler, he clicked forward too much, that the Universal Remote Control will turn to autopilot and turn him into a mindless guy. I think I'm doing almost that! I go to work, I'll be doing work but my mind is somewhere else.

Ok enough blabbering, so my next mission to determine the cause of the 'going-mindless' is, 1. Don't drink unless it's weekend. If that don't work then.... hmm.. nevermind, I'll post next mission after the first one failed.

1-2-3-for?

On Jack's 60th birthday, Jack got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, Jack drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the shaman, and he wondered what was he in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say "1-2-3." When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

Jack was encouraged. As he walked away, Jack turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say "1-2-3-4," the shaman responded."But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

Jack was eager to see if it worked. Jack went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, Jack took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, Jack was the manliest of men. Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

Totally Pimp'd out cars