HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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I didn't realize that i turned off the comments by 'anyone'. But it's like that by default. So now I've set it open to anyone. Erm.. you're welcome to comment and please be nice :) . Thanks to Ms Tatiana for noticing that; I'll get you pizza next time I see you.

How mindless can you be

At this point of life, I really find the word 'mindless' more and more apparent to me. Seriously, how mindless can a person be? A Zombie kind perhaps or maybe it's just the age?
I've been out almost every night, mostly chilling with friends and drinking. I do enjoy it really, 'I work hard and party harder™'. But lately I seems to have memory-blur or sometimes I just forget things that happened few days ago..
So I wonder, is it me losing my memories or just simply too many things to remember due to all the activities.
I remember the movie 'Click' with Adam Sandler, he clicked forward too much, that the Universal Remote Control will turn to autopilot and turn him into a mindless guy. I think I'm doing almost that! I go to work, I'll be doing work but my mind is somewhere else.

Ok enough blabbering, so my next mission to determine the cause of the 'going-mindless' is, 1. Don't drink unless it's weekend. If that don't work then.... hmm.. nevermind, I'll post next mission after the first one failed.

1-2-3-for?

On Jack's 60th birthday, Jack got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, Jack drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the shaman, and he wondered what was he in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say "1-2-3." When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

Jack was encouraged. As he walked away, Jack turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say "1-2-3-4," the shaman responded."But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

Jack was eager to see if it worked. Jack went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Cara to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, Jack took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, Jack was the manliest of men. Cara was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

Totally Pimp'd out cars

Baking a Sexy cake for Women

This recipe calls for:

1. 2 cups Sugar
2. 1/2 cup Butter
3. 1/2 cup Hershey's Cocoa
4. 1 teaspoon Vanilla
5. 1 cup Boiling Folgers Coffee
6. 1/2 cup Buttermilk
7. 2 Eggs
8. 2 cups Flour
9. 1/4 teaspoon Salt
10. 1-1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda
11. 2 Prunes or Dates
12. 1 Dildo looking stick
    

For this recipe you will need:

1. Mixer, or hand mixer
2. 2 Cake Pans
3. Measuring Cups
4. Measuring Spoons
5. Cooling Rack
6. Wax Paper
7. Pam Non-Stick Spray

First Step: Butter And Sugar

First in the mixer beat together:

1. 2 cups Sugar
2. 1/2 cup Butter
3. 1/2 cup Hershey's Cocoa
4. Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees
5. Blending Sugar
6. Blending Sugar
7. Beaten Chocolate

This is what the mixture should look like once it has been beaten.

Second Step: Adding Wet And Dry Ingredients

Next add to batter and beat in:

1. 1/2 cup Buttermilk
2. 2 Eggs
3. 1 teaspoon Vanilla

1 cup Boiling Folgers Coffee (this is the secret ingredient and what makes this the best cake ever)


Third Step: Adding Dry Ingredients

First mix together on a paper plate:

1. 2 cups Flour
2. 1/4 teaspoon Salt
3. 1 1/2 teaspoon Baking Soda

Then while the mixer is on a low speed add the ingredients from the paper plate into mixing bowl slowly. Continue to mix the cake batter until there are no more dry ingredients visible. Scrape sides of bowl if needed while mixing.

Fourth Step: Preparing Cake Pans

Take both cake pans and spray them with Pam. Then put a round sheet of wax paper (the size of the bottom of the pans) in the bottom of each of the cake pans. After this spray them again with Pam so that all the insides of both are covered.

Fifth Step: Pouring Batter And Baking

Then pour the cake batter into the cake pans making sure that each pan has half of the batter. Then place them into a pre-heated oven of 350 degrees for 35 minutes. Test if done by inserting a tooth pick, if tooth pick comes out clean cake is done. Cool to room temperature.

Sixth Step: Flipping Cake

Once the cake has cooled take a knife and cut around the side of the pan to loosen the cake. Then put a cooling rack on top of it and flip the cake over.

Seventh Step: Removing Cake Pan

Next slowly remove the cake pan.

Eighth Step: Placing the dates and the stick together

Now, stuck the 2 dates together and put it right as the bottom of the top surface.
Next put the stick right on top of the dates.

Art of survival - Man Vs Wild

Warning: I advise you not to eat while watching this. There you go, viewer discretion advised.

Engrish #2

It is 'especially' difficult not to help the 'especially' difficult ones..

Ave a rily gud oliday!

".. or they'll suck you with great pleasures"

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Video made for the 60th anniversary of The Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Next Gen Apple MacBook

Most of us saw this one coming. While the current generation of Apple MacBooks is constructed of glossy plastic, the new generation announced today takes on the same aluminum shell that you find on the MacBook Pro and MacBook Air. Forget about the cheap plastic; it's all about metal, baby!

Aside from the aluminum upgrade (the new MacBook is made from the new "brick" manufacturing process), these MacBooks come with graphics from an Nvidia 9400M discrete GPU, replacing the integrated Intel graphics of old. The 13.3-inch display is LED-backlit (30% more power efficient) and has the same corner-to-corner glass cover as the MacBook Pro. Battery life is rated at five hours and you get the glass multitouch trackpad too.

If you stll want the old black or white plastic MacBook, Apple is still selling the entry-level model for $999. Alternatively, you can pick up the new aluminum models for $1299 (2.0GHz/160GB/2GB) and $1599 (2.4GHz/250GB). There is also an option for SSD. All of these ship today with availability in store starting tomorrow.

Engrish

They might as well write Fisting there.


Oh man, Japan really have good ties with the West!


Must be some kind of a aphrodisiac?


Save the environment! or not...

aphrodisiac

An aphrodisiac is an agent which is used in the belief that it increases sexual desire. The name comes from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of sensuality. Throughout history, many foods, drinks, and behaviors have had a reputation for making sex more attainable and/or pleasurable. However, from a historical and scientific standpoint, the alleged results may have been mainly due to mere belief by their users that they would be effective (i.e., the placebo effect). In particular, medical science has not substantiated claims that any particular food increases sexual desire or performance.

via wikipedia

Some known aphrodisiac:

Basil - perhaps with the girl in the pic enhances it more.

Oysters are the most well-known kind of aphrodisiac

Watching two mating rhinos can be such a turn on too. Kidding!
Actually Rhino's horns are the aphrodisiac of aphrodisiac

It could pass as aphrodisiac I guess for women.

Champagne! Works like a charm all the time. But I guess
it comes with a price too. Ka-ching!

Another Web Design Up

Yay! My work for RAGE Malaysia is finally live! But it was just the design tho. R.AGE needed a new face, so a friend asked me to help them design while they will develop the content, etc. RAGE is owned by the Star Publication by the way.


I'm not exactly sure whether they are trying to compete with gua.com.my, but I was told to go somewhere along that direction, only simpler but yet provocative design. It was 2 days worth of work. There were a lot more template for the layout which I did, but I'm surprised why it's not used.

Anyway, if you're a teenager needing to belong to a community check out www.rage.com.my

Anyways, I'm planning to put some of my work here sometime, still trying to dig out the old work. Would very much like to put up the mobile application which I'm currently doing as part of my job, but that will be against the company policy. Maybe I'll post up screenshots tho, some sneak peeks ;)

What's your season? Get your groove on Club Quattro

A brand new club will be opening officially this Friday 17th Oct 2008 - Club Quattro, located Avenue K, Kuala Lumpur. Just opposite KLCC.

Embracing four seasons in one landmark venue; Quattro redefines the way you chill, dine, party and unwind at Summer Restaurant, Spring Lounge, Autumn Club and Winter Bar. This is without a doubt the first club of its kind not only in Malaysia, but in the world. Each of Quattro’s 4 concepts, namely the restaurant, the lounge, the club and the bar, will not only carry the name of each of the 4 seasons and decorated accordingly, but they will also simulate the climates of those seasons. For instance, it will actually ‘rain’ at the Spring Lounge, ‘snow’ at the Winter Bar and so forth.

I myself have invites to the Soft Opening this Thursday, pretty excited!! Will post more of the events later.


Get more details via www.clubquattro.com

Logop-ness

Logop, Kadazan word for : Kaki-botol, alcoholic, kudikaran

I really want to cut down my drinking.. I really don't wanna be at the alcholic stage! It's scary, I mean once in a while it's ok, but what would you do if you, no matter how you trying to run away or not spending any for it, it'll always come to you! All the 'setans' will somehow manage to lure you out to drink.

I drink to enjoy myself not to get drunk. But once you met the 'logops', my god you can't imagine the things that you'll do!

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Just look at exhibit A, man after 10 glass of Whiskey Coke, you start proposing already. Although sometimes you tense to be more loving just like in Exhibit B.

But nevertheless, I love partying. Don't get me wrong, I work hard.. but party harder. I need to get some outdoor activities somehow.